Solo premiere
$19
One custom digital poster
- Original movie title and tagline
- Free watermarked preview
- Finished digital download
A darker class of pet portrait
Your pet. Cast as the villain.
Send one ordinary photo. Paw Noir turns it into a personalized movie poster with an original title, a wicked tagline, and your pet in the starring role.
Free watermarked preview before you buy the finished download.
Coming soon
He knocked over one glass. Now no kitchen is safe.
The Paw Noir promise
Made with wit, not a template.
Preview first
See a free watermarked proof before deciding whether to purchase the final artwork.
Original treatment
Every title and tagline is written around your pet’s name, expression, and most notorious habit.
Your photo, respected
Your pet is never featured in Paw Noir content without your clear permission.
From camera roll to cinema
A dramatic transformation in three acts.
- 01
Send the evidence
Upload a clear dog or cat photo, add their name, and tell us the habit that would make them a magnificent screen villain.
- 02
Meet the antagonist
We compose a cinematic poster and write a fittingly theatrical title and tagline. You receive a watermarked preview to review.
- 03
Roll the credits
Approve and pay for a polished digital download, ready to share, gift, or print with your preferred print service.
Opening offers
Choose your feature presentation.
Introductory test pricing for digital artwork. No physical print is included.
Villain trilogy
$29
Three custom digital posters
- Three distinct cinematic concepts
- Original titles and taglines
- Watermarked previews for each
- Three finished digital downloads
Now casting
Every household has a criminal mastermind.
Tell us what your pet did. We’ll give their mischief the movie poster it deserves.
Cast my pet